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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

It seems to be a selfish cunt...

Because it seems to be designed so that the only possible sex acts within it's no doubt comfy clutches would be solo acts. In self-service to that end, there seems to be plenty of storage for toys and magazines!

But - as most things who's inspirations and ergonomics are taken from the human body - what's most striking about it is that the most "sinful" aspect is probably how sinfully comfortable it must be.

Indeed, I imagine that the most likely outcome of falling into it's psudo-lubricious clutches would be to sleep like a baby.

best of craigslist : Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch: "best of craigslist > s.f. bayarea > Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
Originally Posted: Tue, 15 Jan 11:46 PST
Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
Date: 2008-01-15, 11:46AM PST

For Sale - beautiful pink 'vagina couch' that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3' long, 3' 3' wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3' tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting."

Oh, and the other thing that strikes me is that with a change in fabric colors, this couch would be ideal in the "living area" of the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile.

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