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The Loneliest Generation - What’s That All About?
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Today, I read a WSJ report on the twenty-first century epidemic of Boomer
generation singletons (1946-1964). The reporter submitted a rigorous
argument as ...
Cookie Baking Party Ideas
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I have terrific memories of my childhood birthday celebrations. Balloons,
hotdogs, cheezees, as well as ice-cream covered! That can request for even
more! ...
THIS BLOG HAS MOVED!
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THIS BLOG HAS MOVED! As of this writing, I am no longer blogging at this
address. This blog has moved to the Freethought Blogs network. My new blog
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My First Time :: A Question
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"KM. said...
What do you think about the first time? Is it really so special that you
should only have sex for the first time with someone you're in love w...
Onward and Upward!
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I certainly don't want to get all weepy and sappy as I move this blog to my
website.
So...keep your tears and throw some confetti because we are MOVIN' ...
Sometimes, you just don't have a choice. The amount of money and the distance to payday says that you will be visiting Wal-Mart.
You may be aware that I make t-shirts. Some of them are rather naughty and/or political. Some few are outright rude. But now that I've seen this hilarious site, I see no downside to wearing them to Wal-Mart. Fa sure, there isn't a dress code here!
You could make people think - or you could make it onto The People Of Wal-Mart yourself.
So here's a few suggestions for shirts that you might think amusing to wear to Wal-Mart. Some are mine, some are from friends, some I found JUST for this post.
Make of this what you will; for me, the interesting thing is that the Post has dropped any pretense of disapproval. This sort of tabloid used to be driven by faux outrage; long-lens nippleslippages presented as proof of how very very decadent and evil "those people" were. But perhaps several years of dedicated, uppercase Faux outrage has made the lowercase hyporcacy seem a tad retro.
Now, they seem willing to admit that they like boobies and expect their readers do as well. I concur. Boobies are fun.
More people are flocking to the High Line's Standard hotel as word spreads of X-rated sights like these gals cavorting behind floor-to-ceiling windows.
The city might want to rename its newest park the "Thigh Line."
Thrill-seekers yesterday flocked to the Meatpacking District's newly christened High Line urban paradise to catch a glimpse of the free skin show playing out in the massive windows at The Standard hotel, which straddles the park.
I must say, The Post treated this in a classier way than one would expect. This hotel, with all that cavorting, and nothing whatsoever was made of the fact that it's in the "Meatpacking District" or that the hotel is clearly visible from a city park built on the former "Elevated Line."
Do you worship at the The First Church of Christ, Mallwalker?
This video by Jessedocs explores the intersection of art, religion and marketing via the classic manikin. While I abhor stereotypes, it's difficult to say which are more stereotypical, the artificially perfect female manikins created by this company, the males creating them, or the marketing of them.
Personally, I can't say that the artificial perfection of display manikins has ever done much for me, artistically or erotically. But then, they don't exist to work on me - these forms are not aimed at men; they are made by men in order to construct in women the ideal of a perfect form.
I must be honest, at first, I thought I was watching a documentary about the people behind the "real doll" poseable sex toy.
By the way guys, if you are going to do portraits of your dolls - hire a hairstylist!!!
I was surprised and more than a bit creeped out to find that the people at realdoll seem far less creepy - and their products a little more realistic - at least, unless they are just utterly absurd.
My wife watched a full documentary about the men who buy real-dolls, sort of creeped out by the idea, but you know how it is; you keep waiting for the trainwreck. Well, there were indeed some creepy scenes - but more simply moved her to tears. Here's some YouTube examples - take your chances, if you will.
They actually have several fairly realistic bodies to go with faces that could easily be Faux News Spokesmuffins. In other words, these are not perfectly idealized faces. Yep, even men that want to have sex with a manikin would like a little more individuality than the people who make store manikins think is appropriate.
But then, when it comes to self-image, we have no sense of humor about our own appearance and far less tolerance for individual variation than the people looking at us. I've always found that the most attractive women who are accepting of their bodies whatever shapes they may be blessed with, and however divergent their faces are from the current whims of fashion
So, if you want to go for an idealized stereotype ... consider something like this.
It's no harder to have your head inflated and your skin plasticised than it is to become a perfectly symmetrical 35, 24, 36.
Come to think of it, Miss July reminds me of Dolly Parton. But then, they are both cartoon-inspired.
(The thing I most love about Dolly Parton is that she'd laugh and agree with the statement. Personally, though, I prefer her interpretation. On the other hand, she's a lot harder to book. )
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Satire in a bottle! Irony in a capsule! Perhaps the best 9.95 you could ever waste!
Especially if you send it to a Republican Politician who insists on dicksizing the rest of the world.
While I find everything Hello Kitty disturbing, there are some things that turn up the disturbed barometer a bit more than others. I’m still having trouble figuring out if this Hello Kitty underwear that Sanrio is producing in multiple patterns is for boys or girls:
In either case, they are just plain wrong. And a closer look tells you just how wrong they are. What exactly is Hello Kitty trying to sell here?
Yes, you read that correctly. This is Hello Kitty kid’s underwear with “Juicy and Sweet” right across the crotch and the question “Want a bite?” directly above. I’m not too sure how appropriate that is for adult underwear, let alone children’s. Then again, it doesn’t seem like Sanrio is having much of a problem selling adult themed products masquerading as something else these days…
Of course, the native Japanese licensing deals are even stranger and if possible, more inappropriate. Say hello to Hello Kitty Douche. A highly reccomended blog for those who both hate and love Hello Kitty, with apparently inexhaustible depths of plausibly deniable cartoon depravity left to plumb. It makes me want to whomp up a Hello Kitty Tentacle Monster, but I am half afraid it might turn out to be a violation of an existing Sanrio copyright...
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She looked at me with her motion detectors as I rubbed the piezoelectric sensor between her thighs. Then I spun the potentiometers that jutted out from her chest like nipples. But it wasn't until I stroked the piezosensor on the back of her neck that she began to moan, first quietly and then loudly, like a thousand women reaching orgasm together.
The article, written by Annalee Newitz of alternet AlterNet describes an installation at Arse Elektronika, "a conference in San Francisco last week devoted to pornography and technological innovation." [Her creator, Matt Ganucheau] "..designed Moaning Lisa specifically for Arse Elektronika, with help from conference organizer Kyle Machulis, to demonstrate the videogame-like properties of the human body. Ganucheau used neural network processing in her programming, and the result is that her responses are randomized. Each time you try to give Moaning Lisa an orgasm, your sensor stroking has to follow a slightly different pattern."
I don't quite know what to think of it, or his reasoning behind not creating a male version. Men, apparently, are just too easy. Just grab the joystick, jam down the button and head straight for that Big O in the sky.
Me, I think it's a little more complicated than that, and of all the things this reminds me of, it reminds me most of a hardwired simulator I saw in the seventies - the "limits to growth" simulator, where no matter what you did, eventially the earth perishes from overpopulation.
It's a novel idea, but I think perhaps the simulator is simulating what the artist has in mind more than the actual behavior of an extremely complex system.
Although Elle advice columnist E. Jean Carroll writes mostly about how to find the man of your dreams in her latest book Mr. Right, Right Now!, she reserved the last witty chapter to show women how to drive men away, which you have to admit is pretty tempting at times. But best of all, you don't have to be in the market for ridding yourself of Mr. Wrong to enjoy her hilarious suggestions below. Take a look!
Oh, can we play too?
Best Way #1. Always end arguments by turning some deeply private secret he's confided to you...against him. Then add, "Screw you, you slobbering half-wit!"
1.5 Even Better Way: Stage an intervention. Include his parents and siblings if possible, but make sure that at very least, his boss, co-workers and closest friends are there.
7. Ask him once a week, "So, where do we stand?"
8. Or, if you prefer a more dramatic scrotum-tightener, ask, "So, where do we stand as a couple?"
8.5. At the worst possible, most awkward moment concevable, ask "Do you think I'm pretty?" If you are damn sure the answer will be an unthinking "yes," add "...as Angela Jolie."
8.6 Wake him up to ask these questions. For each one. The night before a critical early meeting. After all, there's nothing more important to you than your relationship.
8.6.5 Remind him of that constantly.
23. Ask him about his "personal feelings concerning the relationship" while he's watching the final two minutes of the seventh game of the NBA championship series. If he doesn't hear you, snap off the TV and hurl the remote out the window.
23.5. For extra points, stage this scene in public during a tense conversation with a social rival.
28. Is he feeling a tad overwhelmed by the serious turn your affair is taking? Surprise him with loads of expensive gifts for no reason.
28.5 For extra points, get your mom and sister to do it.
28.6 Make sure it's clothing designed to remake his entire image into something "acceptable" and alien to his entire being.
66. Trick him, dupe him, deceive him with every breath you take
-- i.e., follow The Rules.
Oooh, catty much? Not that she's wrong on this point. Viz: 66.5 Sleep with his best friend in order to learn deep secrets he won't tell you. For usage, see #1.
76. If you earn more money than he does, make sure you boost his ego by letting him pay for absolutely everything.
76.5. If he doesn't have the money, slip it to him! After all, it's not whether he can afford it, it's that everyone THINKS he can. Because, well, you wouldn't be dating a LOSER, right?
And one whole new one....
80. Make sure he knows you have standards and expect him to live up to them. Should he actually do that, raise the bar immediately!
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